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Because it's been forever since we all went away together, I recently proposed to the nuclear Kitman clan that Oxymoron Hall of Fame first balloter, a European summer vacation for the whole family. I threw it open to the voters knowing that I would need to exercise diplomacy and Solomonic skill to address their diverse preferences and concerns while still reserving the executive veto power so crucial to the success of any trip on which I was going to be doing all the driving and paying all the bills.