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Since this is the New-Car issue, I think it makes sense for me to spend a little time divulging the confidential information that I've accrued in the course of my travels around the world. You see, wherever I go, car-company insiders feel compelled to tell me important secrets about their business, secrets that I swear to uphold because they are strictly off the record and could cause a lot of trouble. What my industry moles don't know, however, is that I cross my toes whenever I swear to keep a secret, thus nullifying the promise. Probably lots of people will get fired for what I'm about to reveal, but as far as I'm concerned that's their fault for not checking to see if my toes were crossed.